iDance

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For anyone who enjoys So You Think You Can Dance (especially the Canada version), this is the event for you.

The top 20 are hosting the iDance Convention where they will be teaching their genre of dance. See link for detailed locations and more information about this event.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513767460&ref=nf#/pages/iDance-Convention/52728806101?ref=nf

Awesome

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This is a picture I took at the BC Ferries terminal. The sign says:

SUPER C x 2 = Awesome^2

 

Frankly, I have no idea what this advertisement is for, nor does it make much sense to me. I can only imagine them trying to infer that something is awesome. So let’s do some math here:

SUPER C x 2 = Awesome^2

Awesome = sqrt(2 (SUPER C)

hmmm… That didn’t make things any easier.

Super C = (Awesome ^2)/2

Okay well… that doesn’t make too much sense either. What the heck is Super C anyway? That sounds like a vitamin.

I can only say that the sign will make more sense if we assume Awesome=2. In which case:

SUPER C x2 = 2^2

SUPER C = 2

therefore:

SUPER C = AWESOME

I think that’s what they were trying to say in the first place. Whatever SUPER C is, I think the whole idea is that it is awesome.

This abomination of an equation could only be the result of marketing Artsies trying to do math.

edit: Just Googled. Super C’s are the new fleet of ships BC Ferries has acquired in 2008, named: Coastal Renaissance, Coastal Inspiration and Coastal Celebration. Since there are 3 ships and the sign only says SUPER C x 2, I can only guess that the 3rd ship services out of Horseshoe Bay and not Tsawwassen.

So yes, all they were trying to say is that the SUPER C’s are awesome. Perhaps that both of the SUPER C’s together are Awesome squared. So each of the two which operates on the Tswwassen route account for only 1/2 of the awesome squaredness.

Playlist

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Have you gotten quite sick of your iTunes playlist? Here’s a short little game you can with your playlist to make it (perhaps) a little more interesting. Or maybe allow you to see some songs in a different light.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, MP3 Player, or whatever on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.


If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
Lithium - Nirvana

How would you describe yourself?
Six Feet From the Edge – Creed
(Close enough)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Santa Monica – Theory of a Deadman

How do you feel today?
Bowl of Oranges – Bright Eyes

What is your life’s purpose?
Numba 1 – Kardinal Offishall
(Wow.. this is actually true. My life goal (although unachievable), is to be the best at everything.)

What is your motto?
Shake Down - Akon
(HAHA. Does this mean I want to kill everyone?)

What do your friends think of you?
Candy Shop – 50 Cent
(Oh my, sleezy)

What do you think about very often?
Fire – Jimi Hendrix
(In an odd way this is also true)

What is 2 + 2?
Back That Thang Up – Juvenile
(LOL)

What do you think of your best friend?
Down In Oakland – The Transplants

What do you think of the person you like?
C’est Chelou - Zaho
(Irony has never better presented itself. lol. And I just made a post about this song)

What is your life story?
Dangerous – Akon ft. kardinal Offishall
(Interesting. Living on the edge I suppose. Or I’m just a threat to society)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
My Style - BEP
(I do want to be self employed at one point)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Crank That - Soulja Boy
(HAHAHAHA)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Disco Inferno – 50 Cent
(Very likely)

What will they play at your funeral?
Party People - Nelly ft. Fergie.
(Interesting. HAHA. Celebration of life I guess, or they’ll just be happy that I’m gone)

What is your hobby/interest?
Like Me - Girlicious
(This doesn’t make any sense)

What is your biggest fear?
Get Buck In Here - DJ Felli Fel
(HAHAHA. I don’t think I’ve ever been afraid of being “buck”)

What is your biggest secret?
Tell Me – Diddy ft. Christina
(I guess I don’t have a secret and that’s like a “you tell me”)

What do you think of your friends?
Hey Ya! - Andre 3000

What will you post this as?
Tambourine - EVE ft. Swizz Beatz.
(No I won’t… but okay)

I’m surprised at how often the answer made sense if not entirely accurate. Feel free to copy and paste this to your own blog and play. I’d love to see what you have as answers so please trackback to me to share.

There’s another game you play where you post the next 10 songs your iTunes spits out regardless of how embarrassing they are. I’m posting these just for fun since I feel like sharing.

  1. Toxic – Britney Spears
  2. My Humps – BEP
  3. Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-a-lot
  4. Knocking on Heaven’s Door – GNR
  5. Breathe – Prodigy
  6. The Mighty Quinn – Bob Dylan
  7. Ring the Alarm – Beyonce
  8. Weight of the World – Evanescence
  9. Where Would I Be? – Cake
  10. Gangsta Lovin’ – Alicia Keys

Chelou

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Since everyone loved the post on Nico not too far back, I figured I will add this very nice little addition. As a new year present I guess.

This is a French song called Chelou by Zaho. Nico looks absolutely charming in this Vid despite the fact that he plays a cheating boyfriend. Frankly I thought the girl that he cheats with is a bit funny looking.

I don’t personally speak French but the song is still very catchy, I’ve listened to it enough to actually be able to sing along with most of it. Enjoy!

(see below for the lyrics as well as the English translation of the song done by someone who actually speaks the language)

J’n'aprécie pas le fait
Qu’elle vienne chez moi quand je nsuis pas là
Qu’elle plonge dans mes draps
vêtue de mon propre pyjama
J’aprécie moins le fait
Que tu guete mon retour avec tant de suspect
Et dès qu’je franchie le pas
La c’est cherie vient dans mes bras

Tu mens
Je lsais quand tu louche
Des fois quand tu prends ta douche
Qu’elle appèle et quand c’est moi qui répond
Au nez elle me raccroche

Dis-moi
Est ce que jla connais ?
Pourquoi
Qu’a-t-elle pu donné
De plus que moi ?
Qu’a-t-elle que je n’ai pas ?

Refrain (x2)
C’est chelou(sh)
Cette façon qu’elle a de te regarder
C’est quoi cette manière de t’appeler bébé ??
Tu dira à cette taspé
Que jvais la taper
C’est chelou(sh)

WA AYH YA WA AYH YA

Quand tu taff au studio
Que tu fais l’idiot
Avec des milia
Ou des Myriam
Qui tdise que t’es mignon

Le mal de mes yeux tu vois
Une chose que je ne supporte pas
Elle joue avec mes nerfs
Elle en garde
Elle ne t’aimera jamais plus que moi

Tu mens
Je sais quand tu louche
Des fois devant toi elle bouge
Elle se déhanche
Elle danse
Et toi tu ouvres grand ta bouche

Dis-moi
Est ce que jla connais ?
Pourquoi
Qu’a-t-elle pu donné
De plus que moi ?
Qu’a-t-elle que je n’ai pas ?

Refrain (x4)
C’est chelou(sh)
Cette façon qu’elle a de te regarder
C’est quoi cette manière de t’appeler bébé ??
Tu dira à cette taspé
Que jvais la taper
C’est chelou(sh)


I do not appreciate
that she comes at my home when I’m not there
That she goes into my sheets
dressed with my own pyjamas
I appreciate even less
That you check if I’m coming back with your suspicious look on your face
And as soon as I get in my home
Here it’s "honey come into my arms"

You lie
I know it when you squint
Sometimes when you take your shower
She calls and when I pick up
She hangs up

Tell me
Do I know her?
Why
What could she give more than I did
What does she have that I don’t?
It’s weird
This way she looks at you
What is this behaviour she has calling you baby?
You’ll tell that b****
That I’m gonna hit her
It’s weird

When you work at the studio
That you’re acting like a fool
With some girls called Milia
Or Myriam
who tell you you’re cute

You see the pain in my eyes
Something I can’t stand
She plays with my nerves
She even keeps some
She will never love you more than I do

You lie
I know when you squint
Sometimes she moves in front of you
she sways her hips
she dances
and you, you have your mouth wide open

Lakeview

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I watched Lakeview Terrace tonight.  The trailer looked decent and I finally had the opportunity to get a copy.

Back in university we engineers played this game once a year called “The Day the Movie Died”. Basically, we sit and watch movies and point out the plot loop holes, logic errors and cutting errors. Basically anything that makes Hollywood look less spectacular.

Here’s a short version of the “Death List” that I felt was prominent enough that made the movie less than what it could’ve been.

  1. Have people never heard of security cameras?
    I don’t care if this guy’s a cop or not. You just don’t do this kind of shit to your neighbours and get away with it.
  2. House Alarms
    The new home owner obviously had one. Did it never occur to them to use it after they realized that their neighbour is a bit psycho?
  3. Caller ID
    This just reminds me of that line in the Blink-182 song: “what the hell is call ID?”. You’d think after 28 years of being on the police force and possibly dealing with unwanted duty calls he’s learn to get a damn caller ID. Or just turn his phone off. Still. above all you’d think he wouldn’t be dumb enough to call from his own phone. You can get a pre-paid SIM card and yahoo you’re done! None of this stressful anti-climatic ending.

Anyway, I tend to notice these darn things when watching movies.

What’s with that ending scene anyway? Raging fire? A symbolism for something? That, forest fires are hard to suppress? In the end, the fire rages one?

Summation: 08

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I stole these from TinyYetMighty. I am bored and figured I could use one of these random things. Plus it’ll probably help keep me on track to not make 2008 feel totally useless.

1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?
Get my Bachelor’s degree

2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I accomplished a few of my 08 resolutions. And hopefully I will keep my 09 ones.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yes, my girlfriend (who shall remain nameless for privacy reasons)

4. Did anyone close to you die?
George Carlin. Okay, he wasn’t “close to me”, but he was the closest to me among the people that died.

5. What countries did you visit?
Miami, USA
Nassau, Bahamas

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A good paying job and a house/condo/my own place in general

7. What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

July 28th, 2008. The day I started my job. I can’t remember any other dates so this one must be significant right?

8. What was your biggest achievement of 2008?
Get benefits from work.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Breaking up with my boyfriend. I still call him my boyfriend since I have no idea what else to call him. Ex just has a bad connotation which I don’t believe fits our relationship (or lack thereof).

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I had a cold that lasted 2 weeks which I thought that pneumonia. And hyper-extended my index finger playing dodge ball.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A HD projector.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
My boyfriend for taking me out to my birthday dinner.

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Appalled, not really. I rarely get appalled by anything. I’m the one who usually does the appallization(??).
My mother makes me depressed. Always.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Fabrics, sewing projects, student loan payments, car payments.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
a new season of Heroes.

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
"Circus” – Britney Spears

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?
Sadder. 2007 was awesome.

ii. thinner or fatter?
Thinner I think. Not sure. I think I’ve been this weight for awhile now.

iii. richer or poorer?
Richer since I have a job. Poorer since all the money I make goes back to the corporations.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Saving money instead of spending it.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Buy fabric

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I went to eat hot pot with mom’s friends. Which was totally tasty but totally lame.

21. What was your favourite month of 2008?
December. It means 2008 was ending.

22. Did you fall in love in 2008?
No. Just crushes.

23. How many one-night stands?
zero

24. What was your favourite TV program?
SYTYCD Canada, Heroes, The Office, True Blood

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yes.

26. What was the best book you read?
Twilight. It wasn’t THAT good. It just happened to be the only book series that I read.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Rediscovering the recorder

28. What did you want and get?
an HD projector and a sewing machine.

29. What did you want and not get?
Money. minus 30lbs in weight.

30. What was your favourite film of this year?
Tropic Thunder. Woot woot Tom Cruise! haha.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
My boyfriend took me out to dinner at the Top of Vancouver. I am… 23 officially. And some other age unofficially.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
My own place.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
Awkward transition from student to work attire

34. What kept you sane?
Sleep

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Robert Downy Jr.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Nothing. I am heavily NOT into the politics.

37. Who did you miss?
My boyfriend

38. Who was the best new person you met?

A guy named Stacey. Never met a guy named with a girls name before. Plus I didn’t really meet anybody new.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.

uuuuh… I’m drawing a blank.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
”There’s only two types of guys out there. Ones who can hang with me… and the ones who are scared”